Bob Hamilton

Alexander Robert Hamilton "Bob" was conceived on a lonely Valentines day night by Stephen (Father) and Laura (Mother) Hamilton. Born on November 21st 2002 in Burnsville MN Bob was a very creative child. During his early years he grew fond of the arts, drawing superheros, and taking after his sisters Annabelle and Abbie in the art of dance. His mother was his greatest inspiration to stick to dancing and stay off the streets and to this day he is grateful for her endless love and support for him.

As he got older and started attending school he met some of his good friends Ryan (sexy), Jacob (backflip) and Zach (pre-isa). As he grew older he began to play video games with his peers under the alias AWESOMESAUCE726 starting with the Batman Arkham series but he eventually quit because it was too scary. He eventually was introduced to Westin through school and eventually Kyle, originally Kyle mistook Bob as his brother Max because he is retarded. Eventually after meeting through school Trevon and becoming better pals with Kyle, the leader of the GG Clan him and Ryan joined under the names of GG Bip (Bob) and GG Koosh (Ryan).

As he kept playing Xbox he began to become a pro Overwatch player maining the character Reaper and only playing him. His Overwatch career ended when reaper was nerfed and they added Ashe. After Overwatch became a bad game he started to play better games such as Rainbow and NBA 2K. During all of this it his academics began to descend into a downward spiral. In his defense "school is fucking retarded and gay"- Bob Hamilton 2021. As he continued to become a professional at Rainbow he was really bad for a long time being carried by Ryan and Trevon while only playing Fuze and Pulse. As he stopped getting out fragged by stillborn babies he became somewhat good at the game and solely played that for years.

While this happened he meet the love of his life Cindy Duong. It was love at first sight when she added him back on snap, as their relationship grew Bob realized that he had no interest in her personal life but continued to use her for her car. After Cindy stopped giving Bob rides to school Bob enrolled in PIM online art academy so he could pursue his career of becoming a professional gay lap dancer. This led to Bob indulging in hard drugs and pornography.

Eventually this led to his mother to sell their house and move to a far away land. When he moved he began to grow a distaste to Kyle and his antics, to cope with this he picked up the habit of vaping. This lead him to create a TikTok under the alias EpicRyan69 where he would frequent posting very sexy pictures of Ryan. Nowadays you can find Bob working at the polo store, looking for games to play on the Xbox store, and attending tap dance. Bob has dreams to have a lot of sex with Asian women so he can become the next Genghis Khan and spread his children across the globe.